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THE SQUAD

There are commitments that society dictates men adhere to without question or complaining; wives, children, jobs, regular prostate exams. These men have committed to this league as their silent rebellion against the boring day in day out shuffle, rising up and demanding their God given right to have a man outlet that can be secretly added to their upper echelon of priorities without anyone's knowledge.

If you do not have the desire for a year-round man club, then this is not the league for you. Tuck your balls into your man-gina, grab a box of man-pons and feel free to join a $5 league in your local office pool. Don't waste our collective time.

LIST OF DEGENERATES

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Matt "Take your bref array"

75 wins • 60 losses • 10 seasons • 2 C-Cups

Jeff "All hail ManChild"

75 wins • 60 losses • 10 seasons • 1 C-Cup • 1 Jobu

Angel "If you ain't first, you're last"

74 wins • 46 losses • 9 seasons • 2 C-Cups

Travis "It's been a while"

47 wins • 47 losses • 7 seasons

Blas "Just win baby!"

53 wins • 68 losses • 9 seasons • 2 Jobu's

Evan "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

47 wins • 47 losses • 7 seasons

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Jason "I'd rather be lucky than good"

77 wins • 58 losses • 10 seasons • 2 C-Cups

Zak "Life is a game of inches"

60 wins • 60 losses • 9 seasons • 1 Jobu

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Cory "Crushing It"

29 wins • 33 losses • 3 seasons

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Josh "If you ain't first, you're last"

25 wins • 30 losses • 4 seasons • 1 Jobu

Chris "It is what it ain't and ain't what it is"

25 wins • 30 losses • 4 seasons

Dave "Either shit or get off the pot"

35 wins • 20 losses • 4 seasons

Trevor "Raise hell and praise Dale"

24 wins • 18 losses • 3 seasons

Brett "If you ain't first, you're last"

24 wins • 18 losses • 3 seasons

Garrett "It's not who you are, it's what you do that defines you"

11 wins • 17 losses • 2 seasons

Brandon "The goal of life is to die young as late as possible"

15 wins • 13 losses • 2 seasons

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Trevor "I'll have to get back to you on that one."

5 wins • 9 losses • 1 season

Andrew "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

0 wins • 0 losses • 0 season

Nick "Be good or be good at it"

0 wins • 0 losses • 0 season

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