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BECOME A MEMBER

Webster's Dictionary defines a ManChild as follows; Man-child (noun): a man who has the qualities of a child: a childlike man.  Urban Dictionary defines it as; In the simplest of definitions, a man child is an immature guy who just refuses to grow up.  This doesn’t mean he necessarily lives at home with mom and dad, although he probably should consider the way he functions in the real world, but that he just doesn’t have his life together.

 

We are not defined by either… WE ARE MANCHILD

 

What is the common thread of a ManChild Fantasy Football member?  It’s a need.  A need for reprieve.  A need to be liberated.  A need to be unleashed.  A need to commit to something other than only wives, children, jobs, or regular prostate exams. A need for a man outlet and safe forum protected by the sacred umbrella of brotherhood and Bro Code. A ManChild needs to be a part of something bigger than himself.  He needs to be a unique identity amidst a group of his peers who come from all walks of life.  Every member of this league is inherently accomplished, groomed, good people, and a contribution to society, so you are not above, below, better, or worse than any member. 

 

A ManChild member is a grinder.  He works his ass off for his company, family, children, and community.  But he can still admit that for at least 3 days a year he needs an escape and has damn well earned the freedom to party his ass off.  If your life is amazing and you want for nothing, you’re a goddamn unicorn, in denial, or Jeff Bezos. 

 

PROSPECT APPLICATION PROCESS

 

That being said. We are not above pausing our maturity nor feel less about ourselves by submitting you through fraternal methods of entrance.  We are not looking for duplication rather cohesion.  Come with your A-game, your creativity, your bravado, and your wit.  Is it menial?  Is it tedious? Is it necessary? If these already flashed through your mind, notify your sponsor that you’re a baby back bitch and prefer online drafts, routine, and PTA meetings.  Don’t waste our collective time.

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If you still have interest to join the elite, submit a prospect video to the league as defined below.

 

APPLICATION: Self-recorded raw or edited video

FORMAT: mp4

DURATION: As long as you feel appropriate to sway us.

SUBMIT TO: roe.matt@me.com & jefemaximoiv@gmail.com

EMAIL SUBJECT: “All Hail ManChild”

EMAIL BODY: NAME, AKA’S / NICKNAMES, DOB, SPORTS TEAMS, VICES, MARRIED/SINGLE, # OF KIDS, CELEBRITY CRUSH, LIKES, DISLIKES, QUOTE

 

Your video can be created however you choose. Scripted, improvised, guests, celebrity appearances, costumed etc.  The following topics and questions are required.

 

  • What is your best pickup line?

  • What is the rule of 3?

  • What is the importance of the number 5318008?

  • When was the last time you were found naked?

  • When was the last time you threw up and rallied?

  • Star Wars or Star Trek and why?

  • Arnold or Sylvester and why?

  • 007 or Jason Bourne and why?

  • Is a hot dog a sandwich?

  • In N Out, Shake Shack, or Chick-Fil A?

  • Give us some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the early colonies.

 

Prospect must also verbally state within the duration of the video at any time the following. 

 

  • I have read and will be able to regurgitate the Holy Bylaws, Penalty and Punishments if so called upon.

  • I promise to socially contribute to making the lives of the ManChild league better with humor, savage mockery, and with my physical participation in ManChild events.

  • I happily agree to abide by all applicable punishments, and humiliations set forth in the Bylaws.

  • "All Hail ManChild"

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